NovelTags Chapter 270
Chapter 270
the next day.
Hong Kong.
Only one night at the box office.
The box office data of “You in Heaven”.
He has beaten the box office data of many movies that have been released for seven or eight days.
The same is true of major cities such as Shencheng and Sijiucheng in mainland China.
“Angel Patronus” dominated the box office.
No. 1 in the box office chart of the movie in the city.
It is daytime here in Huaxia.
On the other hand, it is still dark night in the United States and other countries in the Western world.
“Finding the Road to Heaven” has landed in major cinemas in the United States and the United States.
the capital of the United States.
The capital of rice.
The biggest movie theater is called Huo Yan Yi Cinema.
night.Nine thirty.
The Hollywood epic blockbuster “Avengers” has just finished screening.
A group of people just walked out of the Huoyanyi Cinema.
Another group of people walked in one after another.
This group of people who entered the cinema was not as many as the group that came out just now.
And this group of people who went in were all Chinese with yellow skin and faces.
Because “Finding the Road to Heaven” is a film produced and distributed by Huaxia.
For most Americans, Huaxia’s films are not worth watching at all.
Because there are many Americans, when they watch Chinese movies, they often can’t tell the difference.
The protagonist in the movie plays a supporting role.
Unless the characters are different in size and height between characters.
That way they can tell the difference.
In fact, this kind of facial scoliosis is not only experienced by Americans.
Chinese people are also the same people, people from other countries will also suffer from facial eczema.
The so-called face blindness is also known as “face amnesia”.
Facial blindness, which was thought to be extremely rare in the past, is actually more common around the world.
The symptoms are generally divided into two types: the patient cannot see other people’s faces clearly; the patient loses the ability to recognize other people’s faces.
This is actually in line with evolutionary needs.
Because we usually have the most contact with the same family, accurately distinguishing the faces of the same family is conducive to social interaction and survival.
Over time.
The brain will no longer struggle to distinguish the faces of aliens.
It is relatively simple to solve this problem.
It is enough to have more contact with foreigners.
Actually over the years.
Huaxia has many excellent films, but after they were released in the United States, the box office was very miserable.
The main reason for this is the facial cramping.
However, the reason why Hollywood movies are released in Huaxia theaters.
The box office data was not bleak because of this facial scoliosis.
That’s because the United States is the birthplace of film, and their film technology is already very mature.
So they used their powerful technical special effects when editing in post.
Modified the tone of the entire movie, as well as some changes in the details of the characters, etc.
So Hollywood movies.
Only after it was released in the Huaxia National Cinema.
The box office data was not bleak because of the facial scleroderma.
The reason why the TV dramas exported from the corn country to the Huaxia country can solve the problem of facial scabies.
That’s because the corn country’s makeup, cosmetology, and transfiguration are very harmful.
In the corn country, as long as one is born, once the family you are born into is conditional.
Will go to plastic surgery.
Therefore, if the Chinese people travel to the corn country.
Often you will see many familiar faces on the street.
These people are doing plastic surgery according to some Chinese aesthetic standards.
In the corn country, the most popular cosmetic surgery method.
It is to take a photo of a beautiful girl from Huaxia State, and then perform plastic surgery according to the beauty above.
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“Dad, I haven’t seen a movie made by Chinese people in the United States for a long time.”
“Unexpectedly, it’s nice to be able to see a movie from my mother country today.”
A father and daughter are looking for their seats, chatting while chatting.
The father smiled and looked at his daughter and said, “There is no way out.”
“It’s all because of the goddamn face scoliosis!”
“In recent years, there are not a few Chinese movies screened in the United States.”
“However, the box-office data for every movie that comes out is very dismal.”
“Over time, there will be no film production company that dares to put their own films on the US side for release.”
“Dad, I really admire the courage of the company that produced “The Road to Heaven”.”
“There is no such company in Huaxia, and they dare to bring the film to the United States for release.”
“It’s not afraid. With the courage of this company, I have to say anything to support the movies in my home country.”
“If it weren’t for your mother going to White Tiger Country for work, I would really like to bring your mother to support the movies in the mother country.”
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Conversations like this.
There are many more in the movie theater. Basically, the content of everyone’s discussion is this, and the content is similar.
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five minutes later.
The lights of Huo Yanyi Cinema went out.
Everyone knows that the movie is about to start.
So they all shut their mouths.
On the screen, words such as the producer, director, assistant director, screenwriter, and starring appeared.
“Director: Song Linglong.”
“Screenwriter: Cabbage, Wan Lanxiang.”
“Starring: Li Shilong.”
“Supporting role: Uncle Lin Jiu.”
“Supporting role: Bai Mengmeng.”
“…”
“Mom, I remember.”
“My grandfather’s two cousins, they seem to be called cabbage, Bai Mengmeng!”
“Mom, do you think there will be two little cousins?”
In a private room on the second floor of Huoyanyi Cinema.
A beautiful woman in her twenties.
She was chatting with her mother about whether the cabbage and Bai Mengmeng who appeared on the screen were her two little cousins.
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The movie started.
The screen lights up.
At the beginning of the title, Bai Mengmeng appeared on the big screen.
“Mom, Igo! ”
“Look at it!”
“This, this, this, this…”
｜ “I can’t believe it’s really my little cousin Bai Mengmeng.”
“In that case, the cabbage written in the screenwriter’s column of this film is also my little cousin!”
“Okay, Tang Tang, Mom knows.”
“Mom is not blind and can’t see.”
The girl called Tang Tang is the cousin of Bai Cai and Bai Mengmeng.
And Tang Tang’s mother married a rich American.
Tang Tang has not visited her little cousin in Huaxia for a year.
Now Tang Tang was very happy when she saw her cousin’s name appear on the screen of the movie.
Especially when she saw her youngest cousin, Bai Mengmeng, appeared on the movie screen.
When playing a cute, innocent, well-behaved and sensible little girl.
Tang Tang, who is a cousin, was almost turned into cuteness by his own cousin.
It’s so cute.
Other moviegoers in the Huoyanyi Cinema.
Like Tang Tang, they were all attracted by the lovely Bai Mengmeng.
Then there are some parents who look at Bai Mengmeng on the movie screen from time to time, and then turn to look at their daughter and son.
Why is my daughter so ugly?
Why is our family a son, not a daughter?
I really want to have such a lovely daughter! enter.