Genshin Impact

Chapter 030

[Teyvat second creation live broadcast room opens, dear audience and friends, good evening\( ̄) ̄)/! ] ]

I’m leaning, it’s late at night, hey, come at this time?

[Shikanoin Heizo enters the live broadcast room]

[Lu enters the live broadcast room].

[Walnut enters the live broadcast room].

[D’Adalia enters the live broadcast room].

[Shadow enters the live broadcast room].

[Barbara enters the live broadcast room].

[Rosalia enters the live broadcast room].

[Diluc enters the live broadcast room].

[Xiaobai enters the live broadcast room].

[Charles enters the live broadcast room]

[Arataki Kazuto enters the live broadcast room]

[Fischer enters the live room].

…

[Kaia: No, no, (▔□▔), yesterday I waited for a day, and I fell asleep and started broadcasting.] ]

[Arataki Kazuto: It’s really abominable to let Uncle Ben wait for two days, then again, when can you give me a whole one?]

[Wendy: Hey, I can’t sleep at night anyway, and I don’t poke when I have fun.] ]

[Bennett: So sleepy, why is the live broadcast room on the air at this time, I said that it was not my turn three times, and this time it should be over.] ]

[Beidou: @Bennett, why, you still actively want to be spoofed by Erchuan? ] ]

[Bennett: No, I just don’t think it’s normal, I’m very unlucky, so I was surprised that I didn’t pick it three times in a row.] ]

[Xingqiu: @Bennett, how unlucky can you be?] ]

[Bennett: Well, if you go to the ruins to explore, you must fall into traps, encounter monsters, eat with a high probability of food poisoning, often choke on water, often blow yourself up when fighting, and be struck by lightning when encountering thunderstorms in the wild… I can’t count it myself, it’s unlucky anyway, and it will implicate the people next to me. ]

[Beidou: Ah this, this Σ(????)?].

[Chongyun: Is anyone really so unlucky?] Is it possible that it is evil. ]

[Arataki Kazuto: Uncle Ben does not believe in this evil, join the Arataki faction, and with Uncle Ben covering you, you will definitely not be unlucky again.] ]

[Walnut: @Bennett, ahem, is this Mondstadt brother interested in learning about the service of the Past Life Hall, we can provide transnational services in the Life Hall.]

Based on your experience, we strongly recommend that you purchase a funeral one-stop service, buy three get two free, so that you and your friends can walk comfortably and bury with confidence. ]

[Bennett: (▔□▔), forget it.] ]

[Zhongli: Ahem, Lord Churchmaster, isn’t it good to sell like this]

[Walnut: Bad?] Then you should give me a way to make the business boom (*’д′)!].

[Paimon: I always think that this guy named Zhongli is very humble, what does he do?] ]

[Walnut: A street slipper (‘⌒′メ) who owes debts everywhere.] ]

[Screen: Soft rice eaters (⊙o⊙?].

[Zhongli: Poof~, cough cough∑( ̄□ ̄;), no, no, it’s a guest secretary of the past life hall, just a guest secretary. ] ]

[Walnut: Hey(?í_ì??), when can we give our Afterlife Hall a second creation, such a big advertisement will definitely attract guests from all over the world.] ]

……

Tsk, Boss Peach wants advertising.

Well said, arrangements must be made later.

Now, tonight’s show is on.

The title lights up on the big screen:

“Pokémon”

[Jean: Kerry? This time the protagonist is Kelly ∑(mouth?)!].

[Kelly: Ok yes (>y