NovelTags Chapter 349
Chapter 349
But if we spend too little time together, Naruto might be forgotten in the end.
Namikaze Minato patiently persuaded: “Naruto, you can’t stop getting along because of trouble, think about it for yourself… Hinata treats you well on weekdays, right? It’s for you to eat, and it’s for giving you some small gifts .”
“It’s not bad.”
Uzumaki Naruto murmured: “But those gifts… I don’t like them, either the red scarf in winter, the small wildflowers on the roadside in spring, the goggles in summer, the warm woolen pants in autumn…”
“I’m already this strong? Still need a scarf and warm woolen pants? The wildflowers will wither the next day, and the goggles feel too childish. I really can’t like them.”
“Once I couldn’t hold back, so I refused Hinata’s gift, but HinataTian cried on the spot… I don’t understand what’s wrong, so I can only continue to accept these gifts. ”
Wu Yu: “???”
Hui Ye: “???”
Namikaze Minato: “???”
Listen, can people listen to this?
They send you heart-warming gifts every season, and return his disgust? !
Let alone Wu Yu and Namikaze Minato.
Even Datongmu’s silly Baitian can tell that this little girl Hinata probably likes this little kid.
But the little brat…
Still disgusted in every possible way? Rejected the other party once? !
A proper emotional idiot!
Wu Yu looked at him and asked curiously: “Hinata has given you so many presents, have you given her any presents?”
“Ah? What gift?”
Uzumaki Naruto looked confused: “Isn’t she voluntarily giving gifts? Do I have to give her gifts too?”
“???”
Wu Yu looked at Namikaze Minato, and said helplessly: “Minato, what did you teach this stupid kid? You don’t even understand the basics in return?!”
“Ahem…”
Namikaze Minato looked embarrassed: “Sorry, it was my fault.”
“…”
Wu Yu looked at Naruto, and patiently taught: “In the future, if someone gives you a gift, if it’s a friend… you want to give a gift, understand? It doesn’t need to be equivalent, but it needs to be of similar value. This is a basic etiquette issue. .”
“Oh, I got it.”
Naruto suddenly realized: “Then I’ll give Hinata a gift next time, it’s nothing… I still have a lot of pocket money.”
Wu Yu asked worriedly: “What do you plan to give her?”
“Uh, let me think about it.”
Uzumaki Naruto rubbed his chin, his eyes lit up and said: “Since Hinata is one of my best friends, I must not be too casual… Then I might as well teach him my self-created secret technique? It is very valuable Bar?!”
“Self-created secret technique?”
Wu Yu frowned, not quite agreeing: “That’s indeed okay, but the skill of Wind Dun and Spiral Shuriken is too difficult to learn, and almost no one in Hinata has any possibility to learn it.”
Uzumaki Naruto said, “Ah? I didn’t say it was a spiral shuriken!”
Wu Yu wondered: “Huh?? Isn’t this the only one of your self-created secret techniques?”
“No, teacher, have you forgotten?”
Uzumaki Naruto put his hips on his hips, and said very proudly: “I have an even more powerful self-created secret technique, and that is – seduction technique! This secret technique is not very difficult, I think Hinata should be able to learn it, hehe.”
Chapter 331 Parents unite doubles, follow instructions
While talking,
He was still making seals, and the thick smoke dispersed.
A graceful body appeared, with twin ponytails, blond hair and blue eyes.
The front is convex and the back is warped, and the key parts are blocked by wisps of smoke, which makes people feel a little imaginative.
“???”
Wu Yu closed her eyes and didn’t look at her, and said helplessly, “Shuimen, please discipline him, this child is really out of his mind.”
Good guy!
Taking seduction as a gift? !
It’s fine if it’s Sasuke, Konohamaru, etc., but Hinata is actually the subject of the teaching? !
This is absolutely mindless.
“It is indeed time to discipline and discipline.”
Namikaze Minato also had veins popping up on his forehead.
Picking up Naruto directly, he started to beat him up, causing Naruto to howl all over the place.
“Dad, what are you doing?!”
Uzumaki Naruto cried and said: “Ah! Why hit me? Seduction is indeed my best ninjutsu. I’m so reluctant to teach it to Hinata! What’s wrong with that?”
“You still dare to be stubborn? Teach girls to seduce? Did your head get squeezed by the door?! Do you want to be treated as a hooligan? Don’t (TM) call me dad…I don’t have a son like you!!”
Namikaze Minato let out angrily.
Naruto’s buttocks became red and swollen from the beating.
“Woo woo woo…”
“The seduction technique is so good, why beat me? Mom, come and save me! Your son is going to be beaten to death!!”
Naruto wailed loudly.
Uzumaki Kushina came out and saw Naruto being beaten.
She frowned slightly: “What’s going on? Why did you beat your son indiscriminately? Minato…give me an explanation.”
Namikaze Minato complained: “That idiot is so stupid that he doesn’t know how to give Hinata a gift in return. After being taught by Your Excellency Wu Yu… he actually wants to give Hinata the seduction technique as a gift. Do you think you should beat him?”
“Send seduction technique? How stupid is this idiot?! Do you really have to get my daughter-in-law away?!”
“I’m so pissed off, beat me up, beat me up! I’ll teach you a lesson too, old lady!!”
Hearing this, Uzumaki Kukunai immediately became angry.
The red hair flew straight up, and the United Watergate launched a mixed doubles! !
“Ahhh!!”
“It hurts! What did I do wrong, why hit me? Seduction is really good…”
Naruto’s tears and snot flowed out.
Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kukina were still fighting, and they didn’t feel tired at all.
“Ah! My ass…Mom, why do you only focus on one place to hit?! It hurts me to death, dad, please stop pinching my arm, teacher, save me! If you keep beating me, your apprentice will die! ”
Uzumaki Naruto wailed in pain and called for help.
But no one paid him any attention.
Hui Ye at the door frowned and said, “Is there no problem? Will someone die?”
“Do not worry.”
Wu Yu shook his head and smiled: “This is their own son, how is it possible? Minato and Uzumaki Kushina seem to have hit hard, but in reality they are average, and with Naruto’s physique…he will recover in two days.”
“It’s time to improve his memory. This is no longer straightforward.There is a problem with the man, there is really a lack of a muscle in the brain… It is simply not the brain circuit of a normal person. ”
“Oh.”
Hui Ye said dumbly, “You’re right.”
After five or six minutes,
Wu Yu persuaded, “It’s almost done. After a while, the food will be cold… let’s eat first.”
“Okay, listen to Your Excellency Wu Yu.”
Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina stopped the mixed doubles.
Naruto’s buttocks are swollen.
The face is fine, but the image is a little funny.
Naruto pouted his buttocks, and said sincerely, “Thank you teacher, it’s still the teacher who loves me.”
Wu Yu said lightly: “Do you know what’s wrong?”
Naruto wiped away his tears: “I shouldn’t have given Hinata the seduction technique.”
“child……”
Wu Yuyu said earnestly: “A person can’t just be strong, he has to use his brains, especially in dealing with the world… You need to be cautious. Friends are hard-won, understand?”
“Understood.” Naruto nodded.
Wu Yu asked: “So… have you thought about what gift to give Hinata in the future?”
“From a girl’s point of view…”
Naruto thought for a while, and said seriously: “Flowers and other things seem to be fine, but after all, the storage time of flowers is too short. If it is practical, let me give her a dress?!”
“not bad.”
Wu Yu shook his head and said, “But you still have to consider the seasonal factors. It’s late autumn now, and the beginning of winter is not far away. Could it be…do you want Hinata to wear a skirt in heavy snow?”
“Uh, I didn’t think about it.”
Naruto scratched his head and said thoughtfully: “Then I’ll give you a cotton wool earmuff? Last winter I was strong enough not to be afraid of the wind and cold, but Hinata’s body is too weak, and her ears often turn red from the cold. This should be fine.” Bar?”
“A child can be taught…”
Wu Yu smiled and nodded: “After learning this, you still have to distinguish between friends and different kinds of special emotions… It requires more careful consideration, including how to deal with it. You have to carefully consider it yourself.”
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