NovelTags Chapter 140
Chapter 140
This sheep can’t be killed! . Confirmed the eyes, it is a hostile person.
No matter what, Baishen and Chen Chichi’s “Liangzi” is finally settled.
When Chen Chichi walked into the house, his teeth were itching with hatred.
Looking at Li Chen who was packing up his things and preparing to leave, he said, “Brother, what’s the background of this guy, he can even draw with me?”
Seeing Chen Chichi being so shameless, Li Chen was speechless, he is obviously better than you, okay?
However, Li Chen still replied to his buddies who became popular in the same show:
“As an amateur, he probably has no background, but since he can record a program with Mr. He, he must not be underestimated. Be careful.”
Chen Chichi rolled his eyes, pinched his waist and said, “Hahahaha! Who am I! Can I be defeated by this kid?”
Seeing his confident appearance, Ke on Tuesday couldn’t help but turned to Baishen and said, “Actually, every newcomer thinks so…”
Chen Chichi: “…”
Suddenly, I feel a lot of pressure. What’s going on?
…
As soon as He Jiong saw the two sheep brought by Chen Chichi, his eyes lit up: “Oh, our family has added another member!”
Both Baishen and Huang Lei’s eyes sparkled. Baishen wiped his mouth and said, “Boiled mutton, cumin lamb chops, roasted lamb leg, mutton soup, mutton dumplings, mutton skewers… just thinking about it makes my mouth water!”
Huang Lei nodded: “As long as you kill it, I will do whatever you want!”
Baishen smiled wickedly, and before he could say yes, He Jiong rolled his eyes: “You two are serious, this sheep was brought by a guest, so you can’t eat it!”
As soon as the words fell, Chen Chichi’s voice came from the room: “It’s okay, Mr. He, I want to eat too!”
He Jiong: “…”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for cooperating with the little boss, smashing He Jiong’s place, and getting -1000 points of embarrassment!”
Baishen: “???”
Why is He Jiong so confused?
Still minus a thousand points?
Was it a mistake?
“Dog system, tell me what’s going on!”
Baishen was furious when he was deducted 1000 ignorance points for no reason!
The system calmly said: “Host, your mission is to fight against the guest, to smash the guest’s place, not to stand on the same front with the guest, to deal with your own people, let alone the other party is a small boss! If you are on the wrong team, of course you will be deducted.” Your ignorance is worth it!”
Baishen: “…you are paralyzed!”
Then you still congratulate me!
Congratulations, sir!
Make me happy for nothing!
But since you want to fight against Chen Chichi, you can only…
Looking at the two fat lambs who could only look at but not eat, Baishen wiped his saliva helplessly.
At this time, Huang Lei and Chen Chichi had already begun to sharpen their swords and rush at Yangyang.
Huang Lei sharpened his knife, while Chen Chichi directed and cheered: “That’s right, Mr. Huang, that’s how it is. Hurry up and kill us with one blow!”
His words, combined with a movement of raising and lowering the knife, scared Baishen to say quickly,
“Ms. Huang, I suddenly realized that what Mr. He said was right, this sheep cannot be eaten!”
Huang Lei, who was sharpening the knife, said, “Why?”
Seeing that Huang Lei was about to waver, Chen Chichi hurriedly said: “Teacher Huang, don’t listen to him, think about his evil intentions, he must not know what to do!”
After all, he gave Baishen a provocative look.
Huang Lei really didn’t know what to do this time, so he stopped on the spot, looked at Chen Chichi, and then at Baishen.
Baishen sighed, ignored Chen Chichi’s provocation, and instead said:
“Mr. Huang, let me tell you a story. I believe that after hearing this story, you will understand why this sheep cannot be killed.”
Huang Lei put down the knife: “Say it.”
He Jiong also became interested and listened carefully.
white godWei Yi closed his eyes, with a vicissitudes of life recalling the past, and said:
“It is said that a long time ago, in the animal kingdom… there were three sheep on the subway, and a wolf got on the train halfway. The wolf got off the train after arriving at the station. Do you know how many sheep are still on the train?”
When talking about “on the subway”, Bai Shenfeng suddenly changed his mind, and said in an excited tone like the host of a quick-answer competition asking questions, the speed of change is so fast that people are caught off guard!
Chen Chichi couldn’t help complaining: “What the hell… on the subway in Animal Kingdom!”
Baishen cheated: “Then don’t worry about it, you just need to say how many sheep are still on the subway!”
“There is no one left, all were eaten by wolves!” Chen Chichi said without thinking, and rolled his eyes, as if he looked down on Baishen’s question.
Huang Lei agreed with him at first, but when he saw Bi Baishen’s malicious smile, he felt something was wrong.
This guy definitely won’t have such a simple problem!
Absolutely!
There is definitely a pit!
The old fox is like Huang Lei. After thinking of this level, his brain started to work rapidly.
In the end, he slapped his thigh: “Yes! Not one less!”
Chen Chichi, who was slapped in the face, hurriedly asked, “Why?”
She looked like she couldn’t believe it.
Huang Lei showed his standard old fox smile: “Idiot, because eating is not allowed on the subway!”
Chen Chichi: “!!!”
Subaru!
Why didn’t I think of this layer!
Routine!
All on horseback!
Looking at Chen Chichi’s expression as if he had been struck by lightning, Baishen said with a smile, “You really deserve to be Teacher Huang, but you are better than some people!”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 1000 points of confusion from the little boss Chen Chichi!”
…
Chen Chichi, who was hit, hurried away from the battlefield, ran back to the house, and went to find Li Chen.
Baishen was dragged and helped He Jiong lead the two sheep to the sheepfold.
He looked at the dead fish-like eyes of the big sheep, and then thought about the miserable self who didn’t eat the mutton, and couldn’t help saying angrily:
“Stare at me, if you stare at me again, believe it or not, I’ll dig out your eyeballs!”
Dian Dian: “Baa~”
Hearing the rebuttal, Baishen slapped the sheep on the head: “Damn, do you know who saved your sheep’s life, why don’t you kneel down on my four legs and thank you!”
Dian Dian: “Baa~”
Blue veins almost appeared on Baishen’s forehead: “You sheep, bleating all day long, can’t you speak human words!”
Dian Dian: “…”
What the hell!
Who is this idiot!
Don’t you know that labor and capital are sheep?
Actually asked me to speak!
The brain is broken!
The above is a little bit of He Jiong’s mind.
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