In the Chinese restaurant, I want to make salted fish

Chapter 1005

One)

“Le~ Brother Leyi, Sister Tao, I~ I have an upset stomach…” On the way out on the outing, everyone seemed to have walked for about two hours, and finally Yang Zi hesitated while clutching his stomach.

Liu Tao, R Qingzi, and Zhou Dongyu were all surprised when they heard Yang Zi’s words.

“Want to go to the bathroom?” She asked with a shy expression looking at Yang Zi clutching her stomach in pain and shyness.

Yang Zi didn’t answer directly but just nodded. Yesterday, she wondered if the air conditioner was blowing too hard. Anyway, she felt like she was going to have diarrhea at the moment.

Everyone has three urgency. Yang Zi wants to go to the toilet. What do the audience think is so hard to tell? The question now is, is there a toilet nearby?

Now how many of them can be said to be in the “wild countryside”! It’s not that they’re in the middle of nowherefield……

There is a newly developed Goddess Mountain on the edge of Lugu Lake. The whole mountain has beautiful scenery. I heard that the beauty of the mountain is like a paradise. When you climb to the top of the mountain, you can be intoxicated by the beauty of the sky.

The reason why it is said that this is a wilderness mountain… that is because many facilities have just been developed here and have not yet been perfected.

On the other mountains around Lugu Lake, there are countless public toilets built along the roadside of any mountain. Not to mention the public toilets in this mountain, the roads for climbing the mountain are turned back and forth between dirt roads and boardwalks from time to time.

Since the other mountains Liu Tao and Leyi have almost turned around before, so Liu Tao proposed to come to this mountain that has not been visited by many people in advance. !

Yang Zi felt sick to her stomach as early as half an hour ago. She had been waiting for the toilet to appear, but after walking for such a long time, there would be no toilet. Yang Zi wanted to go crazy.

If it wasn’t for Yang Zi who couldn’t bear it anymore, she wouldn’t have said that she was not feeling well!

“I remember that there are no toilets on this mountain, but there are few toilets. Let me take a look at the map!”

Looking at Yang Zi’s uncomfortable appearance, everyone understands the feeling of diarrhea. Liu Tao has a map of this mountain on his body. Open the map and take a look… The nearest toilet is still an hour away.

“Did you endure it for an hour?” R Qingzi asked Yang Zi with concern. And Yang Zi felt it, unfortunately, she felt that she could not live to win.

Although pooping is indeed a shame for girls, it is better to be ashamed than to pull your pants. If you end up pulling your pants because you didn’t open your mouth, then you’re not a shame but a shadow for a lifetime.

Finally, Liu Tao, R Qingzi, and Zhou Dongyu were anxious about what to do! In fact, in the wild and out of the way, people have three urgency, and we can’t stipulate that we can’t do wild shit!

I saw Le Yi glanced around, pointed to an uninhabited weed, and said, “Xiaozi, why don’t you go there and solve it!”

“Ah~ Brother Leyi, you’re not kidding!” Yang Zi, who understood Leyi’s meaning instantly, said shyly, seeing that there was no toilet in the direction Leyi pointed.

Zhou Dongyu, Liu Tao, and R Qingzi were also shocked. At the same time, the audience burst into laughter when they saw Le Yi’s conductor.

[6666 Could it be that Brother Yi wants Yang Zi to perform the legendary long-lost secret skills, shit? ]

[↑Vulgar, the word “pulling wild shit” is not good at all, obviously people should call it local gliding]

[↑God TM glides on the spot, the same is the shampoo, why are you so beautiful]

[Damn, I don’t usually bubble up. When I arrived at Yi Ge’s variety show, I found out that all the barrages are talents. I like them very much.]

Now the audience is laughing and talking about Leyi’s move to let Yang Zi go to the wild to solve the problem.

Yang Zi is also tangled now, isn’t there a way to be a little more harmonious? I really want to *** how to meet people in the future!

I’m embarrassed to know that Yang Zi is a girl. Besides, the show is still live, and now countless viewers are paying attention to this “wonderful” moment!

They can also turn off the live broadcast at this point, actually it’s boring to cover up. Your hesitating and hesitating will make the audience talk louder. It is better to let everyone know something.

Isn’t it just a piece of shit? Leyi didn’t bother to make a fuss about it, only to see him say it.

“Since you are not feeling well, everyone will understand you, just go to the toilet and do it as if we are going to commit a crime. I will dig a hole for you in a while, and you will fill it up afterward. It’s okay for everyone to cause trouble.”

Everyone’s expressions softened when they heard Le Yi’s words, and the audience actually expressed their understanding. Celebrities are human too, so you can’t pull your pants in if you have diarrhea without a toilet.

In fact, what Le Yi said just now has made the audience feel very caring. The garbage created by himself will be “cleaned” by himself, so it will not cause trouble to everyone…

It is said that when the audience understands one after another, in order to eliminate Yang Zi’s unnecessary mental burden, Le Yi suddenly said it in a funny way.

“Hey~ it’s a pity that this natural organic fertilizer is cheap to the outside world. I usually stay at home to take care of the flowers and plants. This is called fertilizer and water not flowing to outsiders’ fields.”

As soon as Le Yi’s remarks came out, the audience, Yang Zi, Zhou Dongyu, Liu Tao, including all the cameramen of the program group, all burst out laughing.

When Le Yi saw this, he wanted to direct the fire on him!

In fact, Le Yi’s move made the audience shout that Big Yi is cute.

[My king is being naughty again, if it wasn’t for the fact that you didn’t have paper in the toilet this morning, I would have believed it hahahahahaha]

[Natural organic fertilizer? Yes, it’s very green food]

[↑I am eating instant noodles! Can we not discuss about Xiang?]

[Brother Yi will consider the feelings of others]Here, everyone laughed and ended up laughing and Leyi entered the grass just now. The terrain here is relatively flat, and the other places are steep slopes. Besides, the grass here is more than one meter high and can be used as a natural toilet.

Yang Zi didn’t want to run too far for convenience, what if there was a snake in the depths.

Here, Leyi chose a place for Yang Zi and quickly stepped on the surrounding grass. After that, he quickly made a pit that was neither deep nor shallow with a piece of wood, indicating that Yang Zi could go.

At first, Yang Zi didn’t understand why Leyi had to step on the grass at 5.5 when she made a toilet for herself. After she used it, she suddenly blushed and exclaimed that Brother Leyi was really caring.

Hmm~ This kind of intimacy can only be experienced by anyone who has pulled wild shit.

Speaking of which, when everyone was waiting for Yang Zi to come out from the side of the road, two playful children suddenly ran up from the foot of the mountain. At the same time, the words of the parents warning the children not to run too fast were heard behind the children.

When the child ran not far from Le Yi and others, Zhou Dongyu saw that the child was holding a bouncing ball the size of a ping-pong ball.

Fortunately, the child fell and bounced the pinball, and the ball bounced twice on the ground and flew in the direction of Yang Zi.

Seeing the ball flying towards the grass, the two children laughed and picked it up, while the audience sighed.

[wash motor]

[pill]

[Oh~~No]

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