My good brother turned into a beautiful girl and she confessed her love to me

Chapter 224

Qin Feng stood beside Ling Feier, and he felt that he was about to be unable to bear it!

Smelly girl, you drove this car, too....

However, the dead camel and the tiger girl do not play their cards according to the routine, then it is no wonder that the wife is not to blame!

Just thinking about it, Ling Feier spoke again.

"Two benefactors, can you do it or not? Do you still need the help of poor monks?

"Bald ass, you fucking dare to take advantage of my wife?" When Zhao Yu heard this, he roared and said, "You guys hurry up, or I'll kill you!"

"Che, little benefactor, are you joking?" Ling Feier sneered, "Just because of you, you still want to kill the poor monk?" The poor monk has three apprentices, and their spells are strong enough to descend demons, especially people like you... Demon, it's even better!

Qin Feng almost laughed when he heard this, but Ling Feier said seriously: "Splash Monkey, what are you waiting for?" Don't report your origins yet, let this shemale be afraid! "

Bald donkey, I see that you are a shemale, you fucking mother..."

Zhao Yu said and was about to start beating someone, Qin Feng hurriedly pulled Ling Feier behind him when he saw it, and said: "Little benefactor, you don't want a dog to sit on a palanquin and don't know how to lift, tell you that Lao Sun is very powerful!" I made a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago..."

"Splash monkey, what are you talking nonsense?" When Ling Feier heard this, she said, "Five hundred years ago it was the Ming Dynasty, what kind of Heavenly Palace are you messing with?" Go ahead!

"I..." Qin Feng almost burst into laughter when he heard this, and said, "Master, do you want to introduce me?"

"Splash Monkey, you really can't speak," Ling Feier said carefully, "Little benefactor, tell you, my big apprentice is not ordinary. His family lived in Dashulou Sang Village, and he was the great-grandson of Emperor Xiaojing after King Jing of Zhongshan... Ah, no, he is the Dongsheng Shenzhou that Ao Lai, Ao Lai, that... What is proud?

"Yes, that's called Dongsheng Shenzhou Ao Lai Country, okay?" Zhao Yu scolded: "Liar, you guys hurry up and get out, otherwise, I will call the police?"

"Hey, little cub, what are you calling the police for?" Ling Feier's eyes widened and said, "We are really Tang monk apprentices, so we want to make some fasting rice, why did you call the police?"

"Ha, I said bald donkey, you even know to call the police, and say that you are a Tang monk? His grandmother's, can't you go? "

I'll go your uncle, it's good," Ling Feier shouted: "Little cub, tell you, you must get the fasting meal today, you two hurry up to cook, otherwise don't think about leaving, Wukong, take out your golden hoop stick, whoever dares to leave will kill whoever dares!"

"Master, I didn't bring it!"

"You... Splash Monkey, can you rely on the score," Ling Feier said nonsense: "You don't even carry a stick, how can you protect the teacher?" The three of you brothers and brothers have a great responsibility to travel all the way west, you are for the triple protection of the division to prevent side leakage, oh no, yes... Hey, little girl, what are you laughing at?

Lin Wanqing stood behind Zhao Yu and couldn't hold back her laughter, and said, "I said Tang Monk, you guy is perverted enough, you... And what anti-side leakage, you are so funny! "

Tease what?" Ling Feier's eyes widened and said, "Little girl, when you usually use your aunt's scarf, don't you prevent side leakage?" Do you have blood all over the mountain every day? "

You..." Lin Wanqing was so angry when she heard it, she was a girl, and she was so ashamed to be said by a man!

The point is, the other party is still a monk!

"Dead bald donkey, Zhao Yu, you beat him for me..."

"Wife, don't worry, I have to teach them a lesson today!"

Zhao Yu said that he was about to start, and Ling Feier hurriedly said when he saw it: "Little benefactor, it turns out that you are a bit hunched?" Do you want the poor monks to treat you? "

Fuck off!" When Zhao Yu heard this, he scolded: "Bald donkey, you two are liars, will you still heal?" "

Of course, little benefactor," Ling Feier said with a smile: "I think back then, when the poor monk was passing through the Wuji Country, there was an old man who was also a Luo pot, his Luo pot was more serious than yours, and he had a right angle of ninety degrees, and as a result, the poor monk only used one trick to cure his Luo pot!"

"Bald donkey, do you think I'll believe it?"

"Do you believe it or not," Ling Feier said, "At that time, I let him lie on the ground, and then stepped on his hunchback, and his hunchback immediately straightened.

"Master, you cured people's Luo Cauldron, but you trampled people to death!"

"Hey, you dead monkey, you dare to expose you as a teacher, aren't you afraid that I will recite the curse? Besides, I only govern the Luo pot, regardless of whether people live or die! "

Haha!" Zhao Yu and Lin Wanqing all laughed, and Zhao Yu said: "Okay, Tang Monk, see that you two are tired enough, or give you ten yuan, hurry up, okay?" "

Little cub, I said we don't want money," Ling Feier said, "We must watch you two make raw rice ripe, hurry up, do it!" Goku, go and bring a maza to the master, let's wait well!

"Bald donkey, are you playing the fool?" Zhao Yu began to scold again, saying, "Do you know, what is raw rice to make mature rice?" You shameless, you..." "

Little cub, you are looking for death, who is shameless?" Ling Feier said, "Let's make a fast, what's wrong with watching you cook?"

Qin Feng laughed and said, "Master, let's go, the raw rice they said to make mature rice, it seems that they don't want to cook!" "

Not cooking?" Ling Feier was deliberately stunned and said, "Wukong, then what do you say?"

Qin Feng said: "Master, the raw rice they said makes mature rice, it seems that a couple of men and women are not ashamed or shameful together, right?" That's right, Zhao Yu?

"You shameless couple, liars, you... Hey, you, how do you know my name? Who the hell are you? "

Haha, Zhao Yu, you little cub," Ling Feier laughed and said, "Tell you, the poor monk came to enlighten you specifically!"

"What? You..."

Qin Feng smiled and said, "Zhao Yu, when Master and I were on the way to get the scriptures, we met your ancestor Qin Shi Huang, and it was he who knew that you and Lin Wanqing were in trouble, and specially invited our master and apprentice out of the mountain!"

"Dead monkey, can you not talk nonsense?" Zhao Yu said, "Qin Shi Huang is called Huan Zheng, how is it my ancestor?"

"Second goods, can you bring some brains?" Qin Feng said: "Have you forgotten that King Qin is of the Zhao clan? His name is Zhao Zheng again? "

I..."

Zhao Yu heard that this was indeed the case, and Ling Feier smiled: "So, Zhao Yu, Wukong and I came to enlighten you, and halfway I met your other ancestor, Zhao Kuangyin, and he begged us that you are his descendants, and you must cure your hunchback!"

"Yes, Zhao Yu," Qin Feng said, "Later, we also met many of your ancestors, like Zhao Kuo, Zhao Fu, Zhao Sheng, the Plain Monarch, and King Zhao Wuling, King Zhao Huiwen, Lianpo, and Lin Xiangru, all of whom asked us to cure you!" "

Splash Monkey, you said something wrong," Ling Feier laughed and said, "Lian Po and Lin are the ancestors of Zhao Yu, have you seen too much history?" "

Qin Feng:"..." "

You two liars, are you writing a family tree for our family?" Zhao Yu said coldly: "I know, you are ordinary people, right? "