Chapter 148
Chapter 148
PS: Everyone, please pay attention. This time it is coming hard, so the problem is not big, but I am still sad. I want to use something to fix my head, so that I can't move!
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【Ying: What does it mean for a mute to speak?】
【Chen Ze: You see for yourself. In the plot, Paimon is talking. The Eye of God is an external organ. You don’t have the Eye of God, but you have the Mouth of God!】
【fluorescent:……】
【Paimon: Hahahaha, God's Mouth...that's not right! wrong! The Mouth of God is talking about me!! Wow, that sounds awful!】
【Hutao: Hahaha……】
【Wendy: Mouth of God is a good nickname!】
【Zhongli: Reasonable!】
【Amber: Hahahaha, Paimon is so pitiful, but in the past few days that I have known Ying, Ying really doesn’t like to talk!】
【Ying: It’s not that I don’t like talking, it’s just that I’m not good at Teyvat’s language!】
【Chen Ze: Thank you for your hard work!】
【Keli: Thank you for your hard work!】
【Ye Lan: The God of Hard Work has opened his mouth!】
【Hutao: The God of Hard Work has opened his mouth!】
【Kanoin Heizo: Heroes think alike, I have long wanted to give Paimon the nickname God's Mouth!】
【Paimon: Wow, it sounds so unpleasant, so unpleasant. Don't call me that. Paimon is angry!】
【Xiangling: Then I’ll treat you to dinner!】
【Paimon: Really? Hee hee, you are such a nice person, I won’t care if you call me my nickname!】
【Chen Ze: It is indeed the Mouth of God!】
【Paimon: Damn it, you are not allowed to say that about me!】
【Chen Ze: Then I’ll treat you to dinner too?】
【Paimon: Well...it's so hard to choose!】
【Chen Ze: Three meals, ingredients from another world!】
【Paimon: Then you can call me whatever you want!】
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A group of people looked at Paimon who had no confidence and couldn't laugh or cry. This Paimon was really just for one bite and had no bottom line.
Of course, when it comes to hitting Paimon's bottom line, Paimon still knows it clearly. She only has one bottom line.
That’s Ying!
Although Paimeng is greedy, talkative, stingy and rude, and even bullies others, she is not bad in nature. She cares about and worries about people, especially her husband, who is the deepest dependence on her.
When they were in the Golden House, Ying fell to the lower floor of the Golden House due to damage to the ground. Paimon rushed towards Ying without hesitation and tried to catch her. But what he didn't expect was that she was hit by a stone, lost her balance and fell. On the ground, but the first time she got up, she did not check her injuries or cry out in pain, but quickly flew to the screen!
In Inazuma, General Raiden wanted to build Ying into the statue. Ying was defeated by the general and fell directly to the ground. Paimon blocked Ying directly. Some people said that Paimon even blocked a knife for Ying, but the picture was too blurry. Chen Ze didn't notice.
In Rice Wife, Ying wanted to go out of the city alone and left Paimon behind. As a result, Paimon cried when he saw Ying coming back. Later, before Tinari rescued Ying, Paimon also cried and fussed and was very worried.
In the desert, everyone was swallowed up by quicksand. Paimon immediately went up to pull him out, but of course he failed...
This little thing is actually really affectionate and righteous!
After touching Paimeng's head, Paimeng looked at her in confusion, then turned his head, because Xiangling served a new dish.
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——【Ding, points mode, No. 4, multiple choice questions, please listen!】
——【Question: Paimon doesn’t remember Gan Yu’s name. What would you call Gan Yu?】
——【1: Hello, Ganyu!】
——【2: Hello, secretary!】
——【3: Hello, Wang Xiaomei!】
——【4Hello, fairy beast!】
——【Answer mode: rush answer!】
——【Answer quota: Elite live broadcast room (3 people), ordinary live broadcast room (2,000 people)】
——【Elite correct reward: points +1, random reward!】
——【Elite error penalty: Points -1, random penalty!】
——【Ordinary correct rewards: +1 points, +10% chance of entering the elite chat room, random rewards!】
——【Punishment for ordinary errors: -1 points, -5% chance of entering the elite chat room, random punishment!】
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【Kaia: I know this question, and I will definitely get points!】
【Nilu: Oh, I know this question too, haha, Chen Zeyou said it before!】
【Gan Yu: Why isn’t it over yet?】
【Qiqi: Coconut Sheep……】
【Gan Yu: No!
Yeyang was furious and looked at Chen Ze angrily. Chen Ze spread his hands and said,"That's not what I said..!"
"That's what you said!"
"That's not what I said!"
"That's what you said!"
"Did you two kids quarrel? Keli jumped out:"No, you can't quarrel. Arguing is not a good thing!""
"Listen to you!"
Chen Ze glanced at Gan Yu provocatively. Gan Yu looked helpless, but she was not angry. Chen Ze had always called her"Wang Xiaomei" without any insult. In fact, to Gan Yu, Wang Xiaomei This nickname is completely acceptable. She even calls herself Kuxue. What is really difficult to accept is the nickname"Ye Yang".
Especially...
Qiqi!
Qiqi came to stare at her, which made Gan Yu feel It's like I've been stripped naked
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——【Ding, Chen Ze answered successfully, answered correctly, scored +1, and won a random reward... Congratulations, you got the"Summoning Technique Unit No. 1", currently 4 hits, the quality of the prizes has been improved!】
——【Show rewards?】
【Chen Ze:? Are you playing EVA in Teyvat continent? Big Viagra can make you laugh to death!】
【Zhongli: What?】
【Chen Ze: Robot, a huge, powerful, heaven-defying robot! 】
Well, a robot that turns everyone into orange juice!
——【Summoning Technique Unit-00: It can summon Unit-00, allowing you to drive and fight. The duration is 3 minutes. However, please note that there is no mother in Unit-00, so don’t mess around. No one will save you. The cooling time is 3 sky!】
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【Chen Ze: Damn it, you’re still complaining about me……】
Chen Ze was an orphan. Xiang Ling and others knew that, so they directly covered Chen Ze's hand. Chen Ze didn't care at all. He had been here for so many years and it didn't matter if he was complained about.
【Xingqiu: Robot, is it very strong?】
【Chen Ze: Fortunately...the core ability is called absolute defense. To put it simply, it can isolate everything. It is almost impossible to break through without similar people.……】
MiHoYo's company heard that in the employment application, it was written"Proficiency in EVA can improve the employment rate, but EVA animation is indeed a milestone in the entire history of animation.
Of course, the box office is actually very low, in the theater version , was instantly killed by Sword Art Online and the like, and even couldn't beat Crayon Shin-chan.
But in the hearts of anime fans in the 1990s, this thing is unique. Those who like it, call it a masterpiece, and those who don't like it I watched it and thought it was meaningless.
Certainly, something is polarizing.
Chen Ze liked the part of watching it, but there was no benefit in not boasting about EVA. He originally liked watching it because Rei Ayanami and robots fight monsters!
As a result, EVA was good at fighting monsters in the front, but then it started to go into a stream of consciousness, and Chen Ze couldn't understand it. He looked back and looked at it carefully several times before he understood it clearly.
But for Unit 1, Chen Ze was still very I like it.
First of all, it is powerful. This thing has an"AT force field" and can even fight Ultraman!
Secondly, it has the core rampage setting. Once the rampage is started, Unit-0 will become a god in minutes. It is not the kind of godhood that is boasted, but the true sense of becoming a god. When the minds of the fruit of life (Unit 1) and the fruit of wisdom (pilot) are united, then both parties will move towards becoming a god!
And as the price of becoming a god , will sacrifice all the lives in the old era!
Unfortunately, in the Teyvat continent, Chen Ze cannot become a god. If he is not careful, the whole world will be gone!
"Next time I'll try to go to another world.……"
What if it works?
Anyway, it doesn’t matter if you sacrifice one or two worlds!
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【Xiao Gong: Damn it, it’s Chen Ze who beats me to the punch again!】
【Arataki Yidou: Ah ah ah, I want to answer, why are you so fast!】
【Chen Ze: Boy, practice your hand speed!】
【Arataki Yidou: Damn it! By the way, I’m going to hold a bug fighting contest, will you come?】
【Chen Ze: Do you think I’m a fool? I'm going to have a fight with my Pidgeot and your Pidomon, right?】
【Kaia: Hahahaha!】
【Kavi: Can I participate with my mushroom?】
【Arataki Yidou: What is a mushroom?】
【Kelai: Water Mushroom Beast.jpg, Grass Mushroom Beast.jpg……】
【Chen Ze: Hey, the emoticon package function is online. You are not having fun, right? I will send one, and Keli comes here! 】(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Keli ran to Chen Ze, and Chen Ze asked Keli to perform"Please, please, please", and instantly captured a group of people in Qunyu Pavilion. Everyone was vying to hug Keli, but unfortunately, Qiqi and Yaoyao beat them to it.
Then just grab the loli!
All of a sudden, a group of lolita���They were all divided up. Ningguang held Qiqi in his arms, Keqing held Kangna, and Xiangling held Yaoyao. Yaoyao started to teach her a lesson, and Xiangling wanted to throw Yaoyao away. The urge to get out.
As for Keli, of course she was occupied by Chen Ze!
【Chen Ze: Keli, please.jpg!】
【Amber: Wow, Keli is so cute, who can resist this!】
【Lisa: When will your little cutie return to Mondstadt? My sister wants to give you a hug!】
【Qin: When Kelly is not causing trouble, she really is like a little angel!】
【Diluc: Indeed】
【Kaia: What? Why don't you get married early and have a baby by yourself?】
【Diluc: Why not your next life? You are from Kanria, and there are not many people left in Kanria. It depends on you to propagate the population!】
【Kaia: No, you’re talking about me as if I’m a stallion or a pig.……】
【Chen Ze: It’s time for both of you to get married. No one is still single, right?】
【Kavi: Want to kill someone!】
【Sino: Same】
【Alhaysen: You can't beat him】
【Zhongli: In this case, will you have children with the God of Thunder?】
【Thunder movie: /blush】
【Raiden Makoto: Ouch, Kage actually blushes!】
【Yae Kamiko: Oh my God, what did I see!】
【Chen Ze: What is there to be shy about? Since we are together, we will definitely have children. Keli, when the time comes, my brother and sister Lei Shen will give birth to a younger brother and sister to play with you, okay?】
【Kelly: Really? great! ]
Saying that, Keli crawled from Chen Ze's body to Lei Xingying's side. After Lei Dian was resurrected, Lei Xingying liked to sit next to Chen Ze, just like when the Seven Gods gathered together, Lei Xingying sat at the bottom of the table.
"Sister Thor, when will you and your brother have a younger brother and sister?"
Lei Qianqian was at a loss. Looking at Keli's expectant eyes, Lei Qianqian actually ran away!
He immediately hid his consciousness and switched to General Thunder...
General Thunder was speechless...
What kind of inner destruction is this? He can run away. of?
"Okay, I’ll call you when I’m born!"
Chen Ze hugged Keli. The little guy was very happy. When he thought that he would have younger brothers and sisters to play with, he jumped out of Chen Ze's arms and ran to discuss with Yaoyao and others how to play with his younger brothers and sisters...
I can't stay idle at all!
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——【Ding, Gan Yu answered successfully, answered correctly, scored +1, and randomly won the reward... Congratulations, you got the"Multiple Shadow Clone Technique""!】
——【Show rewards?】
【Gan Yu: Show!】
——【Multiple Shadow Clone Technique: A forbidden technique from the world of Naruto, it can instantly split into many clones, each of which is exactly the same as the original body.
Except that it will disappear when attacked again, it is almost the same as the original body.
However, when the clone is a child, the clone is The accumulated pain, fatigue and emotions will be fed back to the main body.
When there are too many clones, the feedback feeling will be several times or even dozens of times the original.
It is extremely easy to cause emotional breakdown or fainting, so it is called a forbidden technique.!
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【Chen Ze: Great skills, perfect for Gan Yu!】
【Gan Yu: Yes, this skill is really great!】
【Ye Lan: But it will accumulate fatigue, Gan Yu, you should use less!】
【Ning Guang: No, Gan Yu, you are not allowed to use it without permission. Chen Ze, how many clones can this ability create at most?】
【Chen Ze: Based on what I know so far, there are probably tens of thousands of Uzumaki Naruto-san, the male protagonist of the Naruto world, at most.……】
【Xingqiu: Tens of thousands?】
【Chongyun: This is too exaggerated!】
【Kavi: If I had tens of thousands of clones, I could build any building by myself!】
【Tinari: No, it says that fatigue can also accumulate. If the fatigue of tens of thousands of clones were fed back to the main body, wouldn't it be enough to tire people to death?】
【Gan Yu: Huh?】
【Chen Ze: That's right, so multiple shadow clones are a forbidden technique, because few people can withstand such feedback, except for Naruto. He is probably the most inspirational protagonist in the entire Naruto world. In the dark , but my heart is bright! 】
Naruto is very likely to be a person with the BUFF"Reducing the sequelae of multiple shadow clones by 99.999%"!
Using the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique in the early stage is simply outrageous. If you say you are tired, you can use Kyuubi's chakra to relieve it. But what about the pain? What about negative emotions?
Naruto shouldered all of this.
You have to know that when this guy fights, he can create hundreds of shadow clones (good ones) to rush forward, and then he is smashed by the enemy every time. The pain of having the clones smashed is not easy, just It was the same as being really slashed or hit by ninjutsu.
But Naruto had to endure it hundreds of times!
Chen Ze really admires him!
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——【Ding, Xiaogong answered successfully, the answer is correct, the points are +1, and the reward is randomly selected... Congratulations, you won the"Magic Bow (10 times)""!】
——【Show rewards?】
【Xiao Gong: Bow and arrow? Does this mean it can only be used 10 times?】
【Chen Ze: No...this means summoning 10 times. Show it to me!】
【Xiaogong: Show!】
——【Magical Bow (10 times): When there is wind, use the Magical Bow to shoot arrows of light into the sky and draw a magic circle to summon the"Stormbringer" to drive and fight for you!】
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【Kelly: Wow!】
【Xiao Gong: Stormbringer?】
【Chen Ze: A type of Magic King with self-awareness. It is a Magic King that can control the wind. It is very powerful, can fly freely, and is good at shooting. The pilots of the previous generation were good at close combat, so they hardly showed their true potential. The power comes, but unfortunately, you can only summon it 10 times!】
【Wendy: Yeah, what a shame!】
【Keli: Sister Xiaogong is so awesome!】
【Kaia: I’m so envious that my mouth is watering!】
【Kamisato Ayato: Although it was only 10 times, it greatly improved the strength of Yonomiya!】
【Chen Ze: Don’t underestimate the Demon King. The Demon King’s combat power is not as good as that of the Seven Earthly Rulers, but it is still easy to defeat the Demon God. If he can evolve to Super Stormbringer, even Wendy will have to give up the power of the Wind God. Location!】
【Wendy: No, I can give it up now, but the Heart of God is gone. How about I go get it back and give it to Xiao Gong? Ear】
【Xiaogong: Huh? No, no, still... Let Captain Qin be the one!】
【Qin:?】
【Chen Ze: Sure enough, Captain Qin is the God of Wind, and everyone expects him to do so. Don’t refuse, I will kill the God of Wind now and let you take the position!】
【Wendy: OK, OK! 】.
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